I Have a Confession To Make: J.Lo & Three Musketeers

I’ve had two hard workout days in a row, and I’m on a deadline/stress-train at work.

I am tired.

While fretting and typing and fretting and thinking and fretting and drinking decaf tea, I perked up to an embarrassing degree when “Love Don’t Cost a Thing” materialized on my iTunes. “Think I wanna drive your Benz, I don’t… Think I wanna floss, I got my own…”

I am ashamed.

Also, I might have convinced myself it was OK to eat a Three Musketeers snack-bite from the bowl on our HR director’s desk.

On my way to re-fill the aforementioned decaf teacup, I snagged the bite-sized foil package, tore it open with my teeth, popped the nugget in my mouth, sank my teeth into the chocolate cube… and immediately spit it – soggy and disfigured – into my palm.

It was sickeningly-sweet, smushy, warm, and all-together unappetizing.

It is now languishing in the trash where it belongs.

J.Lo still sounds pretty good, though.

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7 Responses to “I Have a Confession To Make: J.Lo & Three Musketeers”

  1. Bill says:

    The Savage Response.

  2. jencereghino says:

    Great…now that song is stuck in my head…and I want a mini Snickers…so that I can chew it in my mouth and spit it in my hand…

    And, I think that 3 Musketeers always sound better than they actually are, so nice try HR director.

  3. Rich says:

    U R 2 Funny

  4. LG says:

    You spit it out though! Thats awesome!
    Good Luck with the deadline, eating this way seems to make the stress so much more manageable

  5. Melissa 'Melicious' Joulwan says:

    LG, to be clear… the ONLY reason I spit it out was because it didn't taste good. I was all ready to eat a bite of candy. Guess I should be glad it tasted so lousy! :-)

  6. Danni says:

    That is a gross candy.

  7. Melissa 'Melicious' Joulwan says:

    Danni –> It REALLY is. I guess I didn't know that Three Musketeers is yucky, but man! it really is.

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