Dave stopped into 7-Eleven last night and found the above. (What forbidden snack was Dave after in that bastion of junk food? I don’t know.)
Yes, that’s right. It’s a 2-pound Rice Krispies Treat. And, yes, it’s called a “Treats Sheet.”
According to the marketing propaganda, it’s ready-to-serve and “Great for kids’ parties and get-togethers.”
It costs $10, and the dude at 7-Eleven said he sells them mostly to stoners.
Duuuuuude. That is NOT food.
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