Good heavens to Betsy Ross!
This dress looks like the failed mash-up of a grass-fed bison advertisement and a Project Runway assignment. Can’t you hear Heidi and Tim Gunn? “Design a cocktail dress for the women participating in Melissa Urban’s paleo party.”
It’s enough to make a girl consider sinking her teeth into a cupcake, washed down with an entire bottle of champagne, in an attempt to obliterate any recollection of this travesty from her memory banks.
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