That’s the only explanation I have for my inability to comprehend the “star power” of Robert Pattinson, vampire Edward in Twilight and purveyor of greasy hair, hobo stubble, and generally vapid expression.
I can’t fathom that THIS is the specimen making little girls’ hearts go pitter-patter these days:
On the other hand, I kissed glossy photos of Shaun Cassidy on the playground during third-grade recess, so I guess there truly is no accounting for taste.
Have I just posted the blog equivalent of, “Hey, you kids! Get out of my yard!”?!?!
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